Oh~ The city has been so amusing these last few days. Master this, and Master that. Feh. Try Mistress next time.

And cats? Let me tell you a few things about cats.

Cats do as they please.

Cats don't need collars.

Cats don't need leashes.

Cats don't need to be in a designated free zone to be running around your city.

No matter what people in the City say, try that again, and next time I won't keep the claws in.

I assume we are all back to normal now... though perhaps being a child was an improvement for some, especially when the threat of telling someone's grandfather was enough to make one almost behave.

Speaking of which... Byakuya. I left a present in front of your door. Enjoy ♥

Gather around~
A little story in light of yesterdays events, or consider it a word of warning. Despite popular belief, strangling black cats, or even black cat demons, is very risky for your health. Especially when said cat demon can skin you alive, slowly and painfully, with one claw... Of course, if you are still interested, that is your own problem. Cats have nine lives. Humans have one.

Yumichika~ I suppose I can say you know how to show a lady a good time... Not bad, for a pup.



(ooc: a whole bunch of hair ties, just for Bya >:D Kitty will be napping in Kisuke's shop today. Bratty kids are brats)

Hn. So it seems it is true, unless the Hall of the Missing can be tampered with.

Aizen has lost another arrancar. I'd almost say one for one ratio, though it seems more like two for him and one for us.

I'll be out for a time.

The letter is on the table, Kisuke, if she needs a physical copy.

( [Private to Riza Hawkeye : Viewable to Urahara Kisuke] )

New place. Old problems. Though I am still required to wear clothing. Clothing free is the way to be, and there isn't an inch of fat on me where there isn't meant to be.

Somehow, I'm not surprised that Yumichika was breathless at my naked flesh~ I'm not the Goddess of Flash for no reason. Always one step ahead...

I hear you are opening a movie shop, Inoue, Tatsuki. Zombie movies, was it? I've never seen one. Perhaps I will need to drop in.

Friday the 13th?

Well, for those of you who are superstitious, here is some advice.

Shall I say beware of little black cats that might cross your path...? Of course, it is not a well known fact, but giving an offering of milk to said black cat will ward off any ill effects~

I must admit, bird watching turned out to be more fun than I ever imagined.
Too bad the bird wasn't much of a challenge in the end. Though I believe my point was proven. Still think I am fat, little Peacock~?
Though now it does leave the question, what other birds should I be looking out for...

Perhaps gardening.
I wonder how hard strawberries are to grow...

In other news, have you heard, Kisuke? Apparently you aren't rugged enough. Too soft, though I do beg to differ.

Kuukaku. Soifon. Ladies night out?

Of course, I already have my first prey bird chosen to watch...
A peacock. Proud. Noble. Arrogant and Slow. Tail feathers that one simply must pluck and in fact, I encourage just such a thing...